"Aaargh - didn't get my undercarriage down in time" - Deryn H.
"Gee Mum how did I get in this state!" - Cliff
"Go on, throw the stick for me!" - Margaret of Mottram
They have got to ban alcohol on 'Weasel Stag' flights! - Tony C.
"One, two, three, splat! Oh dear I've got it wrong again" - John Dye
Blackbird...take these broken wings and learn to fly
(Paul McCartney's band wasn't called Wings for nothing!) - Julian near Norwich