"I think my gastric band has failed" - Ann G.
"One minute I was in Bermuda, the next here!" - Tony C.
It makes a change from a stag's head on the wall! - Sandra Taylor
Out-take emerges from Play School, showing that going 'through the round window' was problematic at times. - Julian near Norwich
George was very much regretting last nights all you can eat mealworm party... - Stuart White
"Help... I'm stuck! I knew shouldn't have had that last caterpillar" - Deryn H.
"So this is the big wide world everyone is on about" - John Jones
"Beach body ready? I can barely fit through the front door!" - Maggot
Oh no I'm stuck, I knew I shouldn't have ate all those peanuts! - Moggie Coyne