Oh it's occupied. I'll call later." - Clifford Powell
"Is the Wi-Fi signal any better up there?" - Tony C.
"Koo-eee" - Ann G.
"That egg is somewhere here!" - Janet Johnson
"Is the coast clear?" - Ian Maskill
"I've had enough of edgy humour - ever since Monty Python's bird book without the Gannet!" - Julian near Norwich
"I'm going to look for another bird with a better nest" - John Dye