"That's the last time I go to that hairdresser" - Angela O.
Shock hair loss for Robin on hearing election results - Elizabeth Butler
"Who's a pretty boy then? Not me for sure" - John Dye
"Mirror mirror on the wall..." - Janet Johnson
"Look, it's only for the pantomime season, OK?" - Neil J.
Breaking news new Vulture breed found - Thalia
"Where's Gok Wan when you need him?" - Carole Lydon
"No I'm not a bald Eagle, I'm just a Robin who wants a scarf." - M. Glencross.
"Cat got your tongue as well?" - Julian near Norwich
"I wish they would give me time to dress!" -Clifford P.
"I've removed my headdress as my head really hurts after last nights party." - Heather W.