"My chicken fillets have slipped again again" - Ann Greenizan
"Ooh Matron, take them away, take them away" - {:o{D}ave
"Ooouch, every year I say no more kids" - Deryn Hawkins
"Me? Nuts? Don't know nothing about nuts!" - Richard Scott
"Who me? I'm innocent" - Janet J.
"Ooh !! Why did I eat those prunes!!" - Clifford Powell
Elusive Squirrel Flasher about to strike - Steve King
"After hearing that ill fitting bras were bad for the health, she decided not to take the chance." - Elizabeth Stanley
"He was quite simply nuts about Jonny Wilkinson" - Julian near Norwich
"SuperSquirrel at the rescue!" - Gemma C
"Little ME, I wouldn't dream of stealing your bird food." - M. Glencross
"Ouch" my Stomach hurts, is it Labour pains or the Tory runs?" - Heather W.