"Mum! I don't think so." - Janet Johnson
"They need 24 of me to make a pie so how many of you are needed" - John Dye
"Who're you calling Baldy?" - Sandra Taylor
"Seeing your tag, I deduce that the Pigeon Detectives caught you" - Julian near Norwich
"Sorry - I can't help you as well, as you can see from my bands I'm already supporting two charities." - Deryn H.
Don’t look scared I don’t bite - only peck! - Alan K.
"You fly for days and when you get here the Great Wall of China is a big let down" - Simon D.
"That's mine mate, I need it more than you! - Clifford P.
"No ! - I am not a kerb crawler!" - Peter Dewey