The practice run for the 4-duck bobsleigh was a virtual success - Julian near Norwich
Christmas Quackers - John Dye
"These inspections are boring!" - Neil J.
"I went to the front because I happen to LIKE Brussels sprouts." - Linda F.
"Eyes front, pretend you haven't seen him" - Janet J.
"Stick together girls, he's not called Randy for nothing you know" - Margaret, Mottram
"After passing Colonel Drake the troops keep a tight and orderly formation" - Heather Webber
Duck, line and sinker - Simon D.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" - Cliff Powell
"Keep your heads down you fools, the Bismarck could be very close!" - Tony Chippendale
Can't see that dog anywhere this year, what was his name .... Fenton? - Deryn Hawkins
Their white faces are enough to make them blush with embarrassment - M. Glencross