"Yes, I can definitely see a fish bone there..." - Deryn H.
"FISH BREATH YOURSELF!" - Simon C.
"There's no need to shout" - Janet Johnson
"You're going to need a filling" - Angela O.
"You know you told me not to poo in the sea well this time i did it on porpoise" - Simon D.
"Look here titch. This is my patch" - Beryl Ladd
"I knew going out with you wouldn't work" - Margaret of Mottram
"Oh Dear I’m up before the beak again" - John Dye
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN SHAG AREA!" - Julian near Norwich
"FEED ME. FEED ME, Well I am a gannet." - M Glencross, norwich
"I wouldn't swallow me, if I were you - I'm razor sharp!" - Pam Higginson