"That's the last time we invite a deer to do the conga" - Kev Smith
"Having three birds can be very deer" - Simon D.
'Tuesday night is the extreme deer stalking club'; this week, lead by Bambi - Claire- near Norwich
"Altogether now guys - you put your left leg in..." - Sandra Taylor
"Please can you do a flyover I've lost my mummy" - John Dye
"Do you know anyone who can 'Roe' me across these Somerset Levels?" - Heather Webber
"That one looks gullible." "Me?! Honest, I've never been gulled in my life!" - Julian near Norwich