"Not going to that hairdressers again" - Margaret, Cheshire
"Lovely bit of fluff" - Beryl L.
"...and don't you Swans ever comeback !!" - Peter Dewey
"I'm not getting involved in anymore pillow fights" - John Dye
"Nice to have another feather in my cap!" - Julian Ashton
Sparrow misjudges landing speed when approaching cygnet - Kev Smith
"This is just what we need for our duvet to keep the kids warm" - M. Glencross
"I SAID GET DOWN, not get DOWN!" - Julian near Norfolk