Told you that tanning lotion was too strong - Janet Johnson
"I see stripes are back in fashion then" - Angela O.
"Do you think we'd make good book-ends?" - M. Glencross
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" - John Jones
"I've only got one kiss so which one is the prince?" - John Dye
"You often remind me of West Ham." "Cos I just keep my head above water?" "No. you look a bit like Sam Allardyce." - Julian near Norwich
"Are you trying to put the wind up me?!!" - Heather Woolley
"Eeeeer now then! It's a bit cold under bum" - Brian Wareham
"Frogs by birth-toady by reputation." - drmrs