"RIGHT, who called me a Meerkat?" - Angela Hogarth
"Makes your hare stand on end" - Philippa Lo Faro
"You lookin' at me punk?" - John Garrett
"They're giving MP's HOW MUCH pay rise?" - Ian Truslove
"Is that the New Year heading my way?" - Heather Webber
"Bloated, who me? It has been the festive season!" - Ian Maskill, York
"Who's taken my zimmer frame?" - Ann - Trowse, Norfolk
"GOD I DON'T BELIEVE IT. IS THAT ALICE?" - Alan Gibson
"Surely you can see me now!!!" - Thalia
"What do you think of my kangaroo impersonation" - John Jones
"Hare today ------ Wallaby tomorrow" - Peter Dewey, Harlow
"Hare today pie tomorrow" - John D.
"I'm already for boxing day." - M. Glencross
"I asked her whether she wanted divorce or separation; she said it was just splitting hares" - Julian A.
Great British Bake off viewers disappointed by lack of nuts! - Paul Jackson