"This wasn't in my Ladybird books!" - Julian of near Norwich
"Sorry dear, the zips stuck!" - Neil J.
"I ain't heavy I'm your brother" - Angela Hogarth
"Ooooh yeah, that's the spot." - Joanne R.
"This is a cover up, we've been spotted" - Janet Johnson
Being totally drunk helped John and Joan win the fancy dress competition as a pair of dice - Steve King
"Giddyup!" - Angela O.
"SURPRISE!" - Simon C.
"Oh do hurry up" - Ray Sherman
"Well, don't blame me. That's what it said in the Ladybird Book of Sex!" - Paul Jackson
"You are no lady" - John Dye
"Oooer... That's a bit hard... can we move to the grass? - Deryn Hawkins
What a (k)night in shining armour - John Jones