"I want MOOOORE!!!" - Steve B.
"NOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?" - Peter Dewey
"But mam I want a burger!" - Simon D.
"One swallow and its gone!" - Steve P.
"I'm The Last of the Mohicans, get busy!!" - Julian of near Norwich
"No – I take the faecal sac from the other end!" - Sandra Taylor
"Come on catch me one this BIG!" - M. Glencross.
"Aw Mum you know I hate Pot Noodles and they are hard to 'Swallow'" - Patrick Elsender
"Please can I have some more?" - Ray Sherman
"I know I am a swallow but it is stuck in my throat" - John Dye