"You looking at me?" - Deryn Hawkins
"Do you want a foot massage as well?" - Julia Watkins
"Yeh - he's been in a huff for days!" - Neil J.
"Who do you sphinx you are?" - Julian, Norfolk
"Listen bird, your not Frankie Dettori" - Tony C.
If you can't beak them join them - Antony W.
Jolly Jackdaws stand up routine pricked some ears, after the 'Is 60 quid for 8 legs of venison too dear?' gag, hit a nerve - Steve King
"Don't have a go at me, he said come along for the ride" - Janet Johnson