"No, no I'm okay, it's only cramp" - Janet Johnson
"Right - forward! We'll never win the 3-legged race at this rate!" - Sandra M Taylor
"Corr, what have you been eating?" - Tony Powell
"I wanted that bit; I'm totally ravenous!" - Julian, Norfolk
"Let me whisper!" - Ann Hutt
"I never was any good at the three legged race!" - M. Glencross. Norwich.
"My mam warned me about guys like you!" - Sandra Turner
"Oh dear - looks like a visit to the Ornithodentist for you!" - Mary Greenslade
"You keep crowing I'll punch your lights out got it." - Alan Gibson
"How can you be henpecked your not a chicken." - Julia Watkins
"That old black magic, never heared it sung better." - John Joones
"Come on, you must be able to see it now" - John D.
"Ughh! You've accidentally swallowed a worm. Just keep your mouth open, and it might wriggle out." - Steve King