"Oh-oh! Time to cut back on the weed" - Neil J.
"Be careful chap, they can break your arm you know!" - Sarah Richards
"Looking for Barbie, Ken? Life in plastic, it's fantastic!" - Julian, Norfolk
"So where's the turf then?" - Sandra M Taylor
"Cannot believe it, dinner delivered on a surf board." - John Jones
"Ok then, Swan lake it is." - A.Gibson, Derby
"I think this is going to be my swan song" - John Dye
Fortunately Michael didn't see the angry cob or he would have got into a flap - Gillian J