"Here's another fine mesh you got me into!!" - Neil J.
"Darn! And the day started so well" - Steve King
"Is this a secure website?" - Joan Duree
"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue..." - Desy Allen
"DAMNED SATNAV" - Ray Sherman
"THAT SATNAV GOT IT WRONG AGAIN!" - Ken D.
"You just can't trust those satnav's" - Malcolm Ede, Southampton
"Damn I knew I shouldn't have followed the Sat Nav!" - Alex Lyons
"Have you seen my new website" - Sandy McWilliams
"Whoops!" - Nik Nimbus
"Oh bother!" - Oliver T.
"Lunch time" - Beryl Ladd
"It beats knitting anyday" - Janet Johnson
"I wonder if spiderman will rescue me." - Gillian Johns
"Don’t just sit there someone get me a pair of scissors." - Carole C.
''It might take a while...but I'll give it a go...knit 1, purl 1, knit 1, purl 1. etc. etc. etc.'' - Dave Shallis
"Knit one, perl one, knit two together" - Jay Garrett
"....and pass slip-stitch over....oh, I'll never get the hang of this!" - Sandra Turner
"Ooops, somehow this doesn't look like the pattern in the picture." - Lynne Naylor
"Ooooops, think I should've gone to Specsavers" - Daphne
"Damn it...... Knew I should've gone to Specsavers" - Brian Chisholm
"Hallo? Yes, that's me...sorry, I can't, I'm a bit tied up at the moment." - Pete Webb
"I think l'm head over heels in love" - Ann - Norwich, Norfolk
"I’m not very good with computers so how do I escape from the WWW" - John D.
"Avoiding the sting in the tail" - Andrew Smillie
"Lunch is served ....sun dried insect on a bed of green salad" - Antony W.
"I'm coming to get you." - Maggie S.
"Damn, shoulda gone to Specsavers" - Rachel B.
"Fee fi fo fum" - Alan R.
"Darn! Thats torn it.Serves me right for needling the big hairy thing coming towards me." - Heather W.
"Said the spider to the fly" - Hilary Cockburn
"Can somebody help me please? I'm a bit knotted up here." - Richard S
"That superhero has been at it again" - Michael Gull
"Is this a secure website?" - Joan Duree
"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue..." - Desy Allen
"I Knew it I knew it I shouldn't have gone on the Web? Hi my friend you don't really want to eat me do ya?" - Alan G.
"The magical marvo will escape his restraints in the time it takes that spider to cross the web of doom!" - Susan Renaud
"Silly place to learn how to do Cats Cradle." - Josephine Sweetman
"I should have listened when my IT friend said to me once you start exploring the web it will be the end of you." - Ashley Warner