"Put it away, Jeffrey!" - Ally S.
"Does my bum look big in this?" - John B.
"You won't catch any fish with that!" - James Austen
"I bet you're wondering why I'm doing this." - M Glencross
"Yes, I know that's what the Angel of the North looks like." - Anne Hardwick
"C’mon give us a hug" - Deryn Hawkins
"Oh yeah, well the one I caught was this big mate!!" - Paul Mullane
"That's nothing. I caught one THIS big" - Julian A.
"It's true. The one I caught this morning was this long." - Don Matthews
"Honestly, it was this big but it got away" - Mike Skinner
"Now bird, beat that for perfection" - Neil J.
"I don't care how big it was" - Chris Nother
"The fish that got away was thissssss big" - John Dye
"The fish are as big as this here" - Janet Johnson
"Hoodies aren't really pests, but you are... give us a hug" - Antony Ward
"So, you want to become my apprentice?" asked Count Duckula - Ricardo S.
"Come-and-rant all you want. I'm not looking." - Maggie Storer
"...and when you reach zero, open your eyes and try to find me, (ha ha ha, you wish!)" - Steve King
"To infinity – and beyond!." "Impressive wingspan Buzz." - Clinton Hough