"But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see a elephant fly" - Errick Peterson
"Ha ha ha you thought it was a BIG brown caterpillar" - Tracey + John Nicholls
"X-Factor? No way!!" - Neil J.
"So tell me fellas, which way to the pub?" - Ally Scott
"Right lads, you keep going with 'Good King Wenceslas' and i'll go and knock on the door" - Richard Norfolk
"You can't be serious ref. That was another fowl not a foul." - Gwilym Thomas
"Co-ordination just isn't your thing, is it, Hilda?" - Liz from Christchurch
"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble, fillet of a fenny snake, eye of newt - they're 2-for-1 at the moment! - Julian A.
"I know you’re impressed, but would you please stop saying “Caw!” all the time?" - Valerie Falconer
"Resign, resign..." - chris
"Money for nothing, and the chicks for tea! - Tony C.
"We can out sing the three tenors any day!" - John Dye
"You'll never get on X Factor with that!" - Jacquie
"I'm not one for sorrow, but the three of us have been here for ages and a hot bird still hasn't turned up!" - Grant Amey
"Playing gooseberry Again!!!!" - Anita Milby
"I know you did it and i'm telling..." - Theodore Ellinas
"The X Factors next winners, The Crows" - Rachel B.
"Well, I watched Gladiator three times, Russell, and I didn’t see you in it at all!" - Rob Falconer
"He might be the Rookie, but he sure knows how to tell a joke..." - Floris C.
"Two's company, three's a crow...d!" - Mary Larke
"When shall we three meet again" - Susan Gill
"Three's company" - Ray Sherman
"Three is a crowd, something to crow about!" - Steven A.
"Three's a crow" - Nick Oury
"Pull my Finger!!!…….I can’t believe this is still so funny at our age hahahaha" - Mark Smithson
"Caw, take a look at that bird over there!" "Nah, she's got crows feet." - Cath Jones
"Altogether now, last chorus, altogether, altogether Snowy, Snowy, don't you know the words????" - Ian Maskill
"Oi! Macbeth! When shall we three meet again?" cawed the old 'crownes'. "Once I get rid of 'Bancrow' ", came the reply. - Malcolm Snell
"I am not listening to you if you both keep shouting at once!" - Pam Higginson
"EEEEUUUGH! Someone's been feeding you guys garlic bread!!!!" - Lee B.
"Eww, have you been at the garlic bird seed again?" - Alison T.