"Look into the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes, aaand your under!" - Mike P.
"This is what happens when I swallow bubble gum" - Gillian Johns
"Despite thinning on top, Damon refused to give up the buzz cut." - Charlie Prendergast
"Very good, now can you read me the bottom line of letters?" - Ricardo S.
"Not sure about these new specs - the frames seem a bit wide" - Richard Norfolk
"Yes, these new contact lenses fit perfectly, but I'd better order a new pair of glasses too for emergencies." - Cath Jones
"Wooah dude. Personal Space!" - Rachel B.
"But,you said blue eye shadow suited my face shape" - Ann Greenizan
"Yeah, the one on the left's for Sky" - Valerie Falconer
"I’m a damselfly? – but my name’s George!" - Rob Falconer
"....and your name is?... I say....er....hello!....Oh, bother!" - Sandra Turner
"Is this earth?" - Kate, Scotland.
"Hey guys, come on over, no one is going to eat you." - Mike from Bude
"What she said! Well it nearly made my eyes pop out of my head." - M. Glencross
"No money, so I can't phone home!!!" - Ray Sherman
"Brilliant eh? They're from Spec Savers." - Neil J.
"Yes I know - I should have gone to Specsavers" - George Hill
"Wish I'd gone to Specksavers!" - Ashley K. Howard
"Should have gone to Specsavers" - Sandra Monk
"You like my new glasses, I know, Should have gone to spec-savers"! - Jilly S.
"Should have gone to specsavers." - Jan
"Ooh, I think I've got somebody else's contact lenses in." - Pete Webb
"I hereby sentence you to 4 years in prison" - Ken Layzell
"I don’t think I’d win a beauty competition" - John Dye
"I come from another planet. Take me to your traps for Venus Flies" - Julian A.
"Yep, old blue eyes is back!" - Tina H.
"I'm the Frank Sinatra of the insect world" - Nicole Burgum
"I did it my way" - Elizabeth C.
"Would you look at the baps on THAT" - Ally Scott
"Wide eyed and legless" - Bea Loots
"Going to make my Brown eye's Blue oh yes Going to make my Brown eye's blue." - Alan G.
"Pretty Blue feeling come over me today" - Catherine MacLeod
"This is where the pain is Doctor" - Jo Sweetman