"Sorry, I must have left my reading glasses at home" - Valerie Falconer
"That certainly doesn't apply to me" - Neil J.
"Sign?.....What sign??" - Anne Hardwick
"Sign? What sign?" - Deryn Hawkins
"OK - so I can't find my glasses!" - Andrew Smiile
"Fishing, moi??! I'm just doing essential quality control" - Julian Ashton
"Not yet he’s still looking!" - Dave Bowron
"Oh no! Not you again can’t I get to eat sometimes?" - Carole C.
"I've wasted my time putting a sign up - that osprey obviously can't read." - Terry Burgess, North London
"If I stay on this No Fishing sign long enough someone's bound to take my photograph" - Ashley K. Howard
"I suppose this is the new Health and Safety at Pond regulations..." - Denis Howers
"They confiscated my rod and line!" - Rob Falconer
"Huh! "You said wait by the Finish Line" - A. Chippendale
"Just a quick look around first..... If I'm caught I'll pretend I cannot read haha." - Maria Stubbs
"Who do they think they are, no fishing indeed, this is my river." - Ken Layzell
"Ok I've been stood up, I'll just fly away quietly" - Jenny
"Forget the fish. This corrugated effect water is quite something" - Richard Norfolk
"I can’t read as I didn’t go to shoal" - John Dye
"Fishing licence! Don't the authorities realise that l need to fish every day of the year" - AnnG
He should have gone to spec savers - M. Glencross
"Should have gone to Specsavers." - Liz from Christchurch