"Does this look infected to you?" - Lorna Blackmore
"Look, I got a new piercing" - Oliver T.
"I’m gonna give up when they reach £6 a pack" - Clinton Hough
"Marmite again ??????" - Kalvin Mahoney
"Are we there yet ? Are we there yet ? Are we there yet ?" - Mike Pont
"I've told you before your not going for a swim without me" - Linda Guest
"Stop hissing. At least we've managed to get that revolting owl photograph off this website" - Valerie Falconer
"Brrrrrr!!! The water isn't quite as warm as you led me to believe, is it?" - Liz from Christchurch
It's not fur on your tongue silly, it's only a feather. M.Glencross.
"Nair you think that's funny. I knew I knew it was April fools day and that egg back there aint mine" - Alan Gibson
"I’m not hissing – I’ve got a lisp" - Rob Falconer
"Silly Goose, I told you there's no water here, but you would insist!" - Susan Bloom
"I find your lack of faith...... Disturbing" - Chris A.
"What’s uuuuuuuuuup??????" - Kelly P.
"Wasssssssa well if it worked for the toads n chameleons why shouldn't it work for us geese" - Simon Duckworth
"The second word is off" - Ray Sherman
"Honk if you had it last night" - Anna Caddy
"You can say what you like, but in Camel society this is regarded as sexy!" - Tony C.
"Oh dear you are vulgar sticking your tongue out like that put it away" - John Dye
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times - Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag" - Mike Skinner