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"These three-point turns are always tricky" - Julian Ashton
"Blimey this yoga position is the worst yet" - Sue Butler
Folds to fit most awkward spaces - Anne Hardwick
"Winner of swan limbo championship 2009" - Hazel salmons
"I knew I should have gone to see the Chiropractor." - Liz from Christchurch
"Whiplash, what's whiplash?" - Ray Sherman
"Couldn't borrow your pillow could I?" - Dave Melling, Norfolk
"With you in a minute Squire, just finishing the preflights here" - Woody, Renfrewshire
"Yeah, I used to be an ugly duckling, but then I turned into an ugly swan as well" - Valerie Falconer
"Sometimes I just feel that my world is turning upside down" - Jan Main
I thought South Wales would be nice for my holidays this year …they’ve got a sea just for swans there - Rob Falconer
"You look so much better from this angle" - Judith B.
"I think Iv'e ricked my neck!" - John Dye, Norwich
"You may think I look daft, but that crocodile in the water will think I’m a bollard and avoid me." - Andrew Davidson, Isle of Wight
"Is this 'Laid back' enough for you?" - Phillip Tricker
"Who says you have to be black to be an Australian Swan?" - Alan Rowland
"Ahh, if only I could reach that spot" - Ciaran Cunningham
"Hey; I'm in Oz" - Jean Hall
"I've bent over backwards for her, but she still won't take any notice." - Mrs Helen Spence, Sheffield
''quick guys, one of you draw a hannibal lecter face on my chest an il go chase that boy'' - Chris, Bromley
"Where did you say it was stuck?" - Iain Cameron
"Those ruddy ducks are a pain in the neck!" - Denise
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