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Caption Competition April 2009
Judges Choice
"Are you pleased to see me or is that a 3rd leg?" - Peter Dewey
Runners Up
"You could do with some cod-liver oil mate, you’re all seized up." - Steve Keir
"I think they’ve spiked the pond with something - I’m feeling a little tipsy here" - Coralie
"So I finally made it into Madam Tussauds" - Gillian J.
"Hmmmmm ...... the strong, silent type." - Linda F.
"Lean a little further right, grab the net then I'll attack!" - Lorna Haseldine
"First one to move gets the fish" - Graham Blackett
"Who is the smart aleck who covered the pond behind our back!" - George T.
"Is this what they call 'bored stiff'?" - Liz from Christchurch
"You might not say much but you sure look cute." - Derek Manton
"...no ones looking, quick, you lift the net, I'll swipe the fish, jobs-a-goodun" - Tara Deakin
"Well, don't just stand there looking like a dummy..." - Neil J.
"Stop staring at me and say something!" - Floris C.
"Whattcha lookin at???" - Ann Hutt
"I said CAUGHT ANYTHING YET... are you deaf?" - Mike Skinner
"I just love long legged birds" - Alan R.
"Billingsgate, it ain't" - Ray Sherman
"If only we can get-em out through that, then it's FISH FINGERS all round!" - Tom C.
"So, do you come here often?" - Lisa Halton
"Do you come here often?" - Glen Blackburn
"Do you come here often?" - Eddie, the_gardener
"Oooouch !!! you should watch where you're landing mate!" - Peter K.
"Thats the last time I let my mates send me on a blind date on April the first!" - Lestyn Blackshaw
"That’s the last time I go on a blind date ! …..she hasn`t said a word all night." - Mike P.
"Nobody looks that good – she must have had cosmetic surgery" - Robert Falconer
"No, Darling, when I asked you to get me a pair of waders, I meant I wanted my waterproofs to go fishing" - Valerie Falconer
"Be afraid... be very afraid" - Simon D.
"Hello beautiful, Heron-ymous-Bosch, l presume" - Mike Green
"Your a tacky bird!" - Blythe Buttery
"Heron you tryed a BIRDSeye FISH finger?!" - Eilidh McKay
"Guten tag mein Heron" - {;o{D}ave
"Hello Old son, your throat looks 'saw'" - Perry L.
"I find your expression very wooden – don’t you fancy me or something?" - Pam, Ashford
"On the issue of the right to roam and open access, I do believe you are being a little rigid on the matter." - Chris N.
"I Say I Say, am I seeing double?" - Linda Leggett
"Thats it darling, keep your eyes closed, thats it come on, a few more steps ............splash!" - Lisa Loosley
"Hey, Fred, I’m so hungry I could eat the heron your head!" - Jane Gavin
"I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me a pond. I asked God 4 an angel & he gave me you..." - Mick K.
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