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Due to popular demand I've been asked to write a bit about my life. I must admit I'm much more interested in sleeping and eating, but anyway, here goes.

I don't remember much of my childhood, but I do remember the day I was first taken to Osterley Park in Middlesex. It was there I met Sian. You see I had been taken to the park by my owner, who for reasons unknown, decided not to take me back home, and instead abandoned me outside the tearoom there!

So there I was, all alone looking sorry for myself tied up outside the tearoom, when along came Sian. Luckily for me she took an instant liking to me, and when it was certain that nobody was coming back to claim me, she took me home to her house in Isleworth.

Sian really looked after me, and introduced me to some of the finer things in life like roast chicken, cheese and that special kind of chocolate for dogs. Even luckier for me Sian worked at Osterley Park, so I got to go there every day!

While she was doing her job there in the office I used to get pretty bored, so Sian introduced me to Nathalie. She's was Warden at Osterley Park and part of her job was to patrol the park on a golf buggy. This presented me with a great new opportunity. Every day, while Sian was busy in the office, I got to be Nathalie's assistant and ride around the park on the buggy. Cool!

A few years ago Sian left her job at Osterley and moved to Wales. Luckily for me I got to stay at Osterley, and Nathalie became my new owner.

Recently we've moved to Kent, Scotney Castle to be exact. This is a picture of me with all my belongings packed, waiting for the removal van. I packed everything myself obviously. Didn't want anything getting damaged!

I was a bit nervous about moving at first. I'd spent most of my life at Osterley. I needn't have worried though. The estate at Scotney is MASSIVE, and there's loads of things to see and do.

We even get to patrol in a Land Rover. Wicked! It's got four-wheel drive and a roof and everything!

Note: Ted says: "Chocolate is toxic for dogs. Only give specially formulated chocolate to dogs, available from most pet shops. If in doubt ask your vet".